“im sorry i watch this show for gayness not straight couples face fucking every five seconds”
too bad the couple sucking faces every five seconds are the stars of the show
U MAD?
(via tinygoldstar)
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said
your status will be like
going to a concert with friends!!!!!111
and said adult will be like
hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
omg his is to accurate
(Source: graceslick-, via diannaagr0n)

Coming soon to iTunes…. official release date to be announced this weekend :)
ily bb